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Jim Sends an 'Office' Valentine to Pam

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Jim Sends an 'Office' Valentine to Pam

Don't try to tell me Jim and Pam aren't real. Look, he sent a Valentine to her. But don't tell Michael. You know how he is!

Andrew Jazprose Hill
Feb 5, 2021
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I wish I could make

a hashtag

that would tell you

how I feel.

It would need no viral

audience and

no Instagram

appeal.

The message it would

carry

would say

what I cannot

Its simple secret mission —

To reach an audience

of one.

The one

who makes every

Dunder Mifflin day

worthwhile.

An audience

I carry with me

till each day’s

work is done.

I’d make a hashtag

of trust and

intimacy

if I could.

A hashtag meant for

your eyes only

— my audience of one.

PS: I love you, Pam.

Signed: Jim.

PPS: Don’t let Michael see this. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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