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Mar 13Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

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Mar 13Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

Iā€™m looking forward to reading more. Just learning about Substack. Hoe frequently do you post?

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Mar 13Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

Brilliant!

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Mar 12Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

This is utterly brilliant. I was absolutely dying. Maybe Hollywood would be better suited to her...

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Mar 10Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

Only three-and-a-half hours. till SNL. I'll refrain from liquids while watching

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Mar 9Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

Better in Hollywood than the Senate for sure. Although, she can avoid dealing with reality very effectively in both locations. Lord save us from another Sarah Palin clone. I truly appreciate your satire. We need to find some humor to stay sane.

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BTW if youā€™re wondering, as I was, how a Mexican drug cartel could repeatedly rape a woman on US soil, as Britt suggested, it turns out she was flat-out lying. The incident happened in Mexico while GW Bush was president, years before Biden was even vice president. Hereā€™s a link to the TikTok from a guy who did the research. If the link doesnā€™t work, see ā€œLied in her SOTUā€ on TikTok.

ļ»æhttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRT1C9Gb/

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Mar 9Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

I never thought I could laugh at that scary mom but youā€™ve done it again.

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Mar 9Liked by Andrew Jazprose Hill

You captured her duplicitous performance accurately. Shameful and frightening.

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